Tuesday, March 30, 2010

we travel the spaceways


Dead as the dog you ran over on the way to murder a seagull. An accursed seagull that trotted across your desk with ink on its claws. The both of you bore false witness to seven masks. Seven masks that were a second calender. Which one of these is next, you asked, as if in the corner of an empty room looking into it as hard as you can- Your desperation staring over at the wind from the crack in the floor

THE SCOUNDRELS DIVE BAR 032910 (4 piece stand up bass and rockabilly sympathies...vocal for gwen stefani fans... recording quality A)



COLD BLOODED PERPETRATORS YAYO'S TACOS 032910 (stark, moody three piece with vocals in the jim morrison range Recording quality A-)


TAYLOR LOCKE AND THE ROUGHS BEAUTY BAR 033010
(harder than average pop, with a nice grooving jam at the
bridge Recording quality B)

(band photo credit HERE)

Friday, March 19, 2010

radio ga ga








BLACK JETTS DOUBLE DOWN 031010 (stones swagger Recording quality C)

PIGASUS BOOMERS 031410 (kind of a "taking care of buisness" rhythm to this...pretty strong lead guitar Recording quality C)

...After the moon disappears, so will the tides... As for Righteous Bob,

--- his portrait is sold on sodapop bottles now...which blow up against the curb with the rest of the centuries' garbage
...

I AM THE THIEF BOOMERS 031410 (post-hardcore, fugazi vein anthem energy Recording quality C)
HAPPY CAMPERS BOOMERS 031410 (nineties cali-punk Recording Quality B)
... If you could see the mirror more clearly, you could read all of your bad habits from a calendar of

SINNER SINNERS DOUBLE DOWN 031810 (fairly driving rock 5 piece with guy/girl vocals ...Recording quality B-)





...In "Self Portrait with Car Crash," he struggled with a pregnant woman over an interview left in a mailbox, splintered, incontinent, haunted and despised. Our dialogue is more prophetic than reason, he replied....In the evening, we learned to walk backwards...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

last night i had the strangest dream



Painting a canvas like one commits a crime...This...demur little bird walking past us to get on the elevator a canvas under her arm. And I thought back to the fifth century- we used to be able to sell Happily Ever After on the installment plan. You found the secret blueprints for our relationship in a supermarket tabloid. Your creation myth was that happiness is impossible. I saw a camel crossing Fifth Avenue and the severed head of Chaing-Kai-Shek under the heat lamp in a buffet line. If you are reading this, perhaps we slept together .

Mike monroe and Sami Yaffa of Hanoi ROcks @ Wasted Space This Monday!!!!
VITAMIN OD (drums and guitar guy/girl trading off vocals Recording quality B)

DUDE CITY (drums and quitar duo Recording quality B)









GUNSTAR HEROES (radio friendly blues travellerish Recording quality C)

THE PINES (three piece blues by way of white stripes Recording quality B-)


the difference between falling in love and punched in the nose:

I bought a landslide machine at Woolworths that washed horses for three cents a pound. Music does not belong to me. I once read a book called: "The Joy Of Credentials" but I couldn't find any teen idols in it. Gasoline likes gasoline music....Photographs like photograph music. Goldfish swim. Dogs are for sale. What's is so very god-damned hard for us to accept is that I'm being completely honest with you right now. Cobras and barbed wire descend a volcano.

PEELAnDERZ Mar 25 Double Down Saloon Las Vegas, Nevada.... Red Akaika is my master!!!

ites, green, and gold!!!
"let us play human bowling!!!"


COASTWEST UNREST CHEYENNE SALOON 030410 (acoustic guitar, violin, drums Recording quality A-)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

lady godiva's operation





A payday loan from the emperor of Bull_Put_Spread, a brand ambassador in bed with hamsters, a table reservation for syphilitic hairdressers- all of this on the exact traintracks of instantaneous psychic death...This is what you have been promised and This is what you will return for---Yesterday is counting on you- Player's card coupons and Pavlov for mayor notwithstanding ...... In a perpendicular dimension, I'll have some records at the Double Down on Wed...... sidekicking DJ Dave Prophet and the Black Jetts......come on down and squeeze somebodies' lemon


RALLY FOR ONE FREAKING FROG 030310 4 piece j.meyer/d. matthews sensitive guy radio pop



STORY BOOK HEROES THE FARM 030410 borders. barnes and noble coffee shop acoustic (recording quality B+ )

Pete Slovenly and I were talking about some internet jabber that put 7 Seconds at the rock and roll high water mark of Nevada...Ummm: NO- that would be Fred Cole...who is coming to Boomers with a new drummer and his wife Toody on Mar 26- Get down and check this out...if you don't think the unstoppable Coles are inspirationally cool then you are an idiot

mar 17 ...excision and vicious circle...click on flyer for details









STAGNETTI'S COCK THE FARM 030410 two guys w/ guitars tenacious d fans (recording quality B+)



OCEAN CITY DEFINED THE FARM 030410 two acoustics and a percussionist; more j.meyer/d. matthews sensitive guy radio pop (recording quality B)



THIS WEEKS TOP OF THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>

this weekend, the Ty Segall & Mikal Cronin I Wear Black song could be heard faintly warbling out from the cracked skull of the moon. My cousin Enid split it open with a car wash vacuum. After he sold his talk show host to a comatose sock puppet, he stares at me with the eyes of ducks gone south and wets himself with glee. -I'm stealing somebody else's bandwidth to present this here. There are no atoms or molecules in life, only theft